"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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