I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
