I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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