Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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