i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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