At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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