The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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