Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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