how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
