My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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