Dual....:-)
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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