She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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