Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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