You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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