...so i touched it.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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