did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She needs sedatives and a leash
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
