you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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