Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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