I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
As shirtless as possible
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
