If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Dick very happy bro
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