Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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