if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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