I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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