she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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