why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
try to milk me bitch
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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