There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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