Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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