quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He shit in the fireplace
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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