well I can't set my house on fire every night
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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