I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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