Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i will never coherently bang her
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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