He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
is that a dick in a sweater?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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