Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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