Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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