you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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