Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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