dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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