its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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