seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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