ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
That accounts for only three of the penises
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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