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I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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