Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
