I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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