I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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