nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Everything about him screamed your future.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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