Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
