Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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