escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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