It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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