I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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