I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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