Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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