are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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