Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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