Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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