Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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