Soap is not a condiment
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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