Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
